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I wonder of the bigger things Like why the robin sweetly sings Every morning chorus lead To get me out my lovely bed I open windows just to hear, Locate the robin far or near Then grab a rock or maybe bottle And give its beak a fucking throttle I don’t want to hear your…
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I’m so bored on the news, which is a terrifying thing when you think about it. I’m totally desensitised to everything from brexit and climate change to wars and terrorism. Remember when you were a kid and none of this mattered. It was wonderful. I’m bored, I think I’ll just run around in a circle…
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People should need to pass a test to become parents. There would be questions like: Do you think your child will need a separate seat on the train? Are you planning on getting on a plane with this child in the next 10 years? Do you believe you shouldn’t give a child vaccines because they…
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I am loving this weather. You don’t understand how much joy it brings me, I love the sun, the warmth, the sweat dripping down my arse crack like a single marble rolling through the grand canyon. It’s wonderful. I love being so warm at night that I have been known to wake up in a…
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War! Huh? What is it good for? Well maybe, just maybe solving all the worlds problems. “Jake that’s ridiculous” I hear you cry. Well you’re right, it is ridiculous. The only way war could potentially fix the world is if we were invaded by an alien species who decides the best course of action is…
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So I imagine this may sound familiar to a lot of readers (I’m fooling myself in to thinking a get “a lot of readers”), the whole question of “what do I want to do?” The question that’s the bane of my existence, the thorn in my side, the pain in my arse. I recently…
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You know what’s funny? everything. And with good reason too, if not then we’d have probably all killed ourselves 9 times over already. Life throws situations, tragedies, experiences our way and each is a test to see just how well we’re dealing with life. If you’ve read any of my other blog entries, specifically the…
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On Sunday, June 12th in Orlando Florida a man committed the largest mass shooting in U.S history. It was also the largest attack on the LGBT community in history. Author and columnist Owen Jones walked off the Sky News set after becoming infuriated with host Mark Longhurst’s lack of acknowledgment that this was undeniably an attack…
Jake Pickford 