I know how to write a paper
I will be just fine for later
I can do my twelve times table
So adulthood I’m more than able
I arrive when the bells ring
Like pavlovs dogs, I’ve learnt this thing
And many more a skill I’ve mastered
Not like you, you silly bastard
I have cracked the fractions code
And means, range, mediun and mode
Pythagoras, hypotenuse
Both of which I’ll no doubt use
Mitosis and osmosis learnt
High grades that I have more than earnt.
School did such great jobs for me
A good job I will get you see
With all these key skills locked and loaded
I graduate then I am goaded
Into a world I’m meant to know
What the fuck are taxes though
What’s a mortgage, we weren’t taught
Debt is rising, fast food bought
I was never taught nutrition
Dreams often don’t come to fruition
School is meant to help with life
But it stays the same when change is rife
Life’s a tortoise, and school’s a hare
Cautious, raucous and unaware
Not made for ways in modern days
Stuck inside draconian phrase
And yet we send our future here
Then watch it slowly disappear.