Tag: thoughts

Cats, eventually.

I sometimes worry about things. Like have I forgotten to do something, or am I doing enough for climate change, or If reincarnation were true but you kept your own consciousness, could I handle living as a duck. Probably not. I know very little of duck culture, I could never

Tips for comedians.

The following is a list of tips I have for performers of stand up comedy. I am in no way an expert on this however I have been getting up on stages for over 6 years and in that time I like to think I have amassed some knowledge of

Jobless (more problems than jay-z)

So I currently don’t have a job. Other than my stand up comedy which honestly doesn’t pay enough for me to enjoy the lavish lifestyles rap videos tell me I should be aiming for. Jay-z may have had 99 problems but I feel like if one of those had been

Nonsense, inspiration and your mum. 

I haven’t written anything in a long time, and there’s probably been a multitude of reasons for that.  I’ve got a new job, before that I was on the cusp of homelessness and before that I was on the brink of suicide. What a bloody rollercoaster life is, only with

We’re all stupid. 

Take a second to think back to the last stupid thing that you did.  Not a tragic regret, but one that you can laugh at.  Yes, it’s hard to admit but we are all stupid sometimes and if you don’t think you are, then unfortunately you’re slightly more stupid.  It’s

Procrastinating (Adam Sandler; We’re not mad, just disappointed) 

Procrastination will be the death of me.  I swear to God my gravestone shall be engraved with “I’m meant to be doing something else”.  I procrastinate so often that I procrastinate about procrastination.  For example, I’ll decide I want to watch a movie instead of doing something constructive (like applying

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